the world of all things mel: February 2015

quotes

"a cold lamb sandwich is nice" -shepherd
"waffling is indecision's ugly little friend" - aguilar
"there's no symbol for a tender cutlet of baby lamb" - baughman
"did you see the sign for the double horned unicorn?" - sean earl, during a work trip in the desert
"the more i learn about human behavior the more i want to be a dog." -myself (and yes, i can quote myself, because it's theworldofallthingsmel and mel can do as she pleases :)
"you know how i can tell you went all out for your halloween costume? you look ugly and you're usually really hot" - janczak
"we contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle" -w. churchill
regarding the economy and my opposition to band-aiding problems, a coworker said, "when i'm bleeding i like band-aids," and i said "i prefer to lick it until it stops."
"chicken legs are better than kankles" -mark popilek